My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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