no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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