i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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