I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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