I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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