How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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