my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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