11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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