I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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