are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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