hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life