haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis