The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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