dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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