was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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