so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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