I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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