playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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