I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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