friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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