I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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