Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize