11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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