honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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