Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
