last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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