this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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