I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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