am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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