Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Randomize