it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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