apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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