life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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