If i come over, it means nothing
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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