Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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