we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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