Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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