problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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