He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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