Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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