Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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