who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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