When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This is my gift to your gina
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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