i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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