if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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