i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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