My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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