Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize