my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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