Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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