Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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