You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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