I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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