i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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