you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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