Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter