At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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