haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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