drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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